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I created a new perfume with the help of a lady friend. I call it Eau de Ritas.

#humour #humor #joke
 

Some tweets from my Twitter timeline


@craiguito
“You’re early”
- me meeting an earl

@cluedont
Cashier: '£1.49 please.'
Me: hands over £20
Cashier: 'Have you got anything smaller?'
Me: hands over matchbox containing tiny beetle

@ItsAndyRyan
Me: I need an anagram of 'maths cookout'
Her: That's too much to ask
Me: Brilliant, you're a genius

@JimmyFer1077650
I took two stuffed dogs on to the antiques roadshow.
'Oooh' said the presenter 'have you any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?'
'Sticks' i said.

@joemuggs
Man loses his dog, so he puts an ad in the paper: “here boy!”

#humour #humor #Twitter
 
Can I put in a request for a close acquaintance? (Asking for a friend.)

I'm trying a new flavour toothpaste. Just as an exspearmint.

Went back to the place where I was born recently. Visited my old stamping ground. Remembered why my feet used to hurt all the time.

#humour #humor #joke
 
Twenties: Mad Max

Forties: Bad Bax

#humour #humor #joke
 
All this recent talk about alcohol wipes reminds me that I used to suffer those back in my twenties.

#humour #humor #joke
 
I’ll bet we all can think of some person(s) we know like this honey badger here. I’m thinking of a few public “leaders”… 😉
Finally found this on YT - a favorite scene from a favorite movie, still relevant and true: “The Gods Must Be Crazy” (Pt2).

Gods Must Be Crazy II - Honey Badgers Are Dangerous


#honeybadger #godsmustbecrazie #filmclassic #movies #humor #humour #nature
 
I've just bought the smallest reptile in the world. It's my newt!

Apparently, the people behind the ticket window in the cinema can't sell you a box of ice.

I've written scene 3 of my film script on cardboard. The plot thickens.

#humour #humor #fun #joke
 
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Well, I always have wondered what it'd b like t drive ob shrooms and blow.

#humor
 
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Well, I always have wondered what it'd b like t drive ob shrooms and blow.

#humor
 
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The exhibition. Fine art nude
by Victoria Ivanova

#photo #photography #VictoriaIvanova #humor
 

As Adobe Flash stops running, so do some railroads in China | Apple Daily

The railroad system in Dalian, northern China, collapsed citywide on Tuesday for up to 20 hours after the Adobe Flash programing software stopped running.
#technology #tech #Adobe #AdobeFlash #humour #humor #funny
 
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