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Venice: Council chamber flooded just after the majority party rejected all the amendments to deal with climate change


On 12 November 2019, in the Veneto Regional Council, was discussed the stability law relating to the Regional Budget 2020, when at around 10 pm the water started, for the first time in the history, to flood the council chamber with the consequent escape of all the councilors, councilors, officials, employees and many others.

Ironically, the council hall was flooded two minutes after the majority parties (Lega, Fratelli d'Italia and Forza Italia) rejected all the amendments to deal with climate change.

Here's what happens to ignore climate change!

#climate-change #politics #humor #political-stupidity #venice #high-water #stop-climate-change #fff #global-warming #environment
 
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Venice: Council chamber flooded just after the majority party rejected all the amendments to deal with climate change


On 12 November 2019, in the Veneto Regional Council, was discussed the stability law relating to the Regional Budget 2020, when at around 10 pm the water started, for the first time in the history, to flood the council chamber with the consequent escape of all the councilors, councilors, officials, employees and many others.

Ironically, the council hall was flooded two minutes after the majority parties (Lega, Fratelli d'Italia and Forza Italia) rejected all the amendments to deal with climate change.

Here's what happens to ignore climate change!

#climate-change #politics #humor #political-stupidity #venice #high-water #stop-climate-change #fff #global-warming #environment
 
I can prove that marriage doesn't exist.

How?

Every single person on (or off) the planet isn't married.

Your move.

#humour #humor
 
I’ve been trying to follow Shakespeare’s instructions for getting a good night's sleep, but I’m not entirely sure where I’m supposed to perch the ants.

#humour #humor #joke
 
Some good #humor here every week
The Week in Pictures: Epstein Meme Edition
 
Some good #humor here every week
The Week in Pictures: Epstein Meme Edition
 
#Dark #Humor
Codeawayhaley - 2019-11-09 05:14:03 GMT
Image: Sign at the front of a bookstore that says "The post-apocalyptic fiction section has been moved to Current Affairs."

#Dark
 

Even more tweets from my recent Twitter timeline


@craiguito:
If I was a plastic surgeon, my motto would be 'New nose is good nose'

@TweetsByKaylee:
cat: plays fiddle
cow: jumps over moon
dishes: run away
farmer: sets down bong

@Okeating:
The font of all human knowledge is Univers Condensed.

@IHPower:
Yes, I do get a high from brake fluid. But I can stop any time I like!

@MooseAllain:
So it turns out 'confirmation bias' means exactly what I expected it to mean.
#humour #humor #Twitter
 
It's the day after Hallowe'en, so let's take a look at what the undead were doing yesterday.

Oh, look, here's a BBC News headline: Boris Johnson rejects pact with Nigel Farage

Huh! Still trying to avoid that ditch...

#humour #humor
 

More tweets from my recent Twitter timeline


@Pundamentalism:
Fool me once with your access to the spirit world, shaman you.
Fool me twice with your access to the spirit world, shaman me.

@GlennyRodge:
Give a man a fish & he'll say "what's this? I ordered chicken". Teach a man to fish & he's all "you're an awful waiter" & "get the manager".

@Phil_Pagett:
I used to work in a water cooler factory. To be honest, we didn’t get much done.

@craiguito:
Who called it Alcatraz and not Jailhouse Rock

@GlennyRodge:
Feed a duck some bread & he eats for a day. Teach a duck to speak, get a little suit & a job interview and I've lost my train of thought now

#humour #humor #Twitter
 
Long line of people outside the clock shop this morning. Something big going on...

#humour #humor #joke
 
Runner? Cyclist? Drink lots of milk. It builds up calves.

#humour #humor #DadJokes
 

More tweets from my recent Twitter feed


@GlennyRodge:
My phone has just changed the word 'autocorrect' to 'custard trumpets'.
Damn you, custard trumpets.

@Pundamentalism:
I used to be friends with a guy who was a furniture decorator and a mime artist, and then one day he just varnished into thin air.

@muffkin7:
My flatmate has just earned a PhD in palindromes.
She'll now be known as Dr Awkward.

@Pundamentalism:
People who write "you couldn't make it up" are going to get a real shock when they learn about fiction.

@GlennyRodge:
"My dog does magic tricks."
"Really? What breed is he?"
"He's a labracadabrador."

#humour #humor #Twitter
 

Daylight Savings Time


For people in the UK, from Twitter user @craiguito:
If you can't remember whether the clocks go forward or back this weekend, here's a handy phrase to help you: the clocks go back this weekend
#humour #humor
 
"What do we want?"
"Now!"
"Time travel!"
"When do we want it?"

#humour #humor #joke
 
Good evening, #humor is a general category which works well. Otherwise I try to keep up #goaturday
Otherwise #moodoftheday and #worldoftoilets or #gutenmorgenkaffee
#programming is also a good thing to follow
 
Apple have announced that they are going to discontinue use of the Lightning and Thunderbolt connectors in future products and replace them with the Galileo Peekaboo interface.

Users said the Thunderbolt and Lightning were "Very, very frightening ME!".

(Oh, and how's that earworm coming along?)

#humour #humor
 
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Trolling the car...

#gif #troll #car #humor
 

More tweets from my recent Twitter timeline


@GlennyRodge:
My girlfriend just said I was rubbish at describing her. She's got a cheek.

@cluedont:
The bell on my bike has broken so I've attached a peashooter to alert people when I'm coming. I call it my no bell pea surprise.

@comedylopez:
The police aren’t doing enough to stop the rise of vigilantism. I think it’s time we took matters into our own hands.

@MooseAllain:
A cat's main defence?
Get out claws.

@TonyCowards:
Just helped my granddad to update his Excel spreadsheet, he looked all nostalgic and said "I remember when all this was just fields".

#humour #humor #Twitter
 
Some recent tweets from my Twitter timeline

@MooseAllain:
I know it doesn't sound like fun, but rolling lentils down a drain pipe to see which comes out first will set your pulses racing.

@ItsAndyRyan:
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.

@MooseAllain:
Apparently people are saying I’m obsessed with parenting. Well, it’s high time those rumours were put to bed.

@OwensDamien:
Knorr should introduce a dressing called Knorr Vinaigrette Rien.

@Brainmage:
No one ever talks about how an oubliette implies the existence of a larger, and far more terrifying, oobly.

#humour #humor #Twitter
 
There's no truth in the rumour that spellcheck was invented by Apple's designer Jony I Have.

#humour #humor #joke
 

Crowdfunded case will give your Windows PC that Mac Pro look

Do you like the look of Apple's redesigned Mac Pro, but would rather not drop $5,999 on a workstation just to have that cheese-grater-on-steroids casing?
And I can sell you a Bacofoil replica of the $1,000 monitor stand, for only $800.

#technology #humor #humour #joke #fail #OhButTheyreSerious
 
I went to the local army surplus store to get a camouflage jacket. They didn’t have any.

#humour #humor
 
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#Humor 😂 Expose yourself to art
 
#MeanwhileInRussia some tram driver thought it was a good idea to close the door in front of a boarding passenger because the light changed or something like that.

You shouldn't be impolite to people, especially to people carrying axes.

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#Moscow #cctv #humor
 
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Time for a little humor, in the form of one of my favorite cartoons. #humor
 
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