More tweets from my recent Twitter feed@GlennyRodge:
My phone has just changed the word 'autocorrect' to 'custard trumpets'.
Damn you, custard trumpets.@Pundamentalism:
I used to be friends with a guy who was a furniture decorator and a mime artist, and then one day he just varnished into thin air.@muffkin7:
My flatmate has just earned a PhD in palindromes.
She'll now be known as Dr Awkward.@Pundamentalism:
People who write "you couldn't make it up" are going to get a real shock when they learn about fiction.@GlennyRodge:
"My dog does magic tricks."
"Really? What breed is he?"
"He's a labracadabrador."